silly short story 1

hi this is a short stupid story.
there was a man who loved a women so much that he can't sleep tell he sees her. one day he couldn't see her because the traffic jam. when he arrived he looked to her home but he couldn't see her so he tried to sleep, but who he is trying to fool!!!. after 2 hours from suffering, he came up with a plane.
he called some dumb pizza restaurant, then when they deliver his pizza he took it then went to her home and nuked the door "yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaas" she said, " hey its a free pizza" he said, then she opened the door and when she saw him she got happy, and she said " it took you a long time to come to me, i was desperately waiting for you all this time". the END